For those of you who have been waiting patiently, we are back. After a hiatus from personal travel plans in order to focus on family events, like Parents’ Weekend at UK, Thanksgiving and Christmas, the Traveling Igoes finally got back on the road. Since our kids’ new schools all have different Fall breaks, we were unable to take the usual fall trip. To supplement, we took a trip over the Christmas break, New Years in particular. It is a busy time to travel, but we had a great experience and will likely continue it for at leas the near future.
This year, we jetted from New Orleans to southern California and took on Disneyland and Joshua Tree NP. For the purposes of the blog, I am going to break the trip into three posts, so for all two of you that are following along, you’re welcome.
We left Louisiana in the evening on New Years Eve and made it to our hotel in Disneyland (Frontier Tower of the Disneyland Hotel) at about 7 pm. We had reservation at Goofy’s Kitchen for 8:30, hoping that would give us enough time to get settled and to dinner (which it did).
We made a reservation, but it was still kind of first come, first serve anyway. It’s hard to explain; it is worth it to make the reservation in advance, but you should still be prepared to wait. The food at Goofy’s is served buffet style (except the beer) and is actually pretty good (for a buffet). From pizza to chicken to pasta to desserts, we all found something we wanted to eat, and at these prices, you’ll want to go back for as many servings as you can stomach. For five of us, including tip, it was almost $500, but you’ve got to go into a Disney trip knowing that you’ll be taking a hit.
The best part of Goofy’s Kitchen was watching our five year old interact with the characters. She is just the right age and was hilarious telling Pluto that he is a good boy and telling Minnie that she will keep this day in her heart forever. Yeah, it cost a shit-ton of for basically cafeteria food, but seeing Clara’s reactions was worth (almost) every penny.
I am not going to delve too much deeper into the food. The rest of the days in the park, we pretty much just ate on the go. My eldest discovered (via TikTok) that the best way to maximize your ride time is to order food online through the Disneyland App so that there is no waiting, and she was right. The food in the parks is still expensive, but much less so than the actual ‘formal’ restaurants.
Now to the important part, the rides. For this entry, we’ll focus on just the rides in Magic Kingdom. On our first day, this was our stop. We went early, as this park rotates with California Adventure as to which opens half an hour earlier. We got in line in time to rope drop, which probably got us one or two extra rides. We also purchased the upgraded Lightning Lane tickets, which allows you to skip (most of) the line for certain rides once/day.
One suggestion I make before we dive into the rides is that you figure out how to stack your Lightning Lanes. It is basically, starting with one, then pushing it all the way back to the end of your day, then filling in the afternoon as your day goes. If you’re interested, I suggest you have your teen watch several TikToks about it and handle it for you. Now, for what we rode:
Space Mountain: We hit this first, right after rope drop, and were lucky enough to be able to ride it again later in the day. What an awesome roller coaster! It is smooth, fast and fun. Most of us, including the five year old, thought it was the best ride of the day. The older kids, who stayed until close, rode it a third time. Go early though, and check often, as this line can get over two hours long.
Dumbo: This is the classic Disney attraction. It is not all that thrilling, but the lines are not usually terrible, Clara loved it, and even the older kids had a good time.
Jungle Cruise: I love the Jungle Cruise. This 8 minute ride that usually comes with a 30 minute wait is probably only worth doing once, but it is fun to cruise around, see the animatronics and listen to the guide’s non-sense.
Pirates of the Caribbean: This is another classic that didn’t fail to deliver. The big kids rode it twice, since they stayed late, but we all loved it. Clara was a little scared, but at the end, she said she had a great time. This is another one to get to early, as the lines get super long.
Haunted Mansion: We were there for the Christmas theme, which is A Nightmare Before Christmas, which is not actually as fun as the classic theme, but it was still a good time. The animations are great. This line gets long, but not quite as quickly, so prioritize it for the morning, but after rides like Space Mountain and Pirates.
Indiana Jones: This was the one ride in Magic Kingdom for which Clara was too short (48 inches), so Alyson and the big kids rode, and loved it. Again, go and wait in the morning, then Lightning Lane in the afternoon. While Clara and I waited, we played around the Swiss Family Treehouse. It’s actually not called that anymore, but it was very age appropriate.
Big Thunder Mountain: This is a classic that we did not get to in the morning, but Lightning Lane’d at night. It’s bumpy, but a lot of fun. At nighttime, it is really cool; you get a great view of the entire park lit up.
It’s a Small World: This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think I hate this ride. You wait in line interminably to listen the same fucking song thirteen times in a row. I know it’s a classic, but I could certainly live without it. The best part of Small World is when they light up the outside at night.
Tiana’s Bayou: Absolutely awesome! This is the reworking of Splash Mountain, and it is fantastic. The ride itself is a lot of fun (but prepare to get wet), and Disney has done a great integrating the Princess and Frog theme. This is another one to ride early, then stack a Lightning Lane for the afternoon.
Peter Pan: This is another classic that always has a long line and cannot be Lightning Lane’d. Walt said this was his favorite ride, which perhaps is why the line always 45 minutes-plus, but it is worth it, if only for nostalgia purposes.
Winnie-the-Pooh: This is a fun, filler ride, especially for the little ones. It’s a great one to knock out while you are waiting for your next Lightning Lane to come up.
Mad Tea Party: This is another good filler ride that usually has short lines. I made the point that if we were going to skip anything, it out to be the tea cups, as they are not unique to Disney, but I lost that argument.
King Arthur Carousel: Cut and paste Tea Party comments.
Autopia: This is a fun one. The line is usually long, but not so long that you’d want the Lightning it. The younger kids think they are actually driving, even though there is little one can do to actually control the cars other than take one’s foot on and off the gas.
Buzz Lightyear’s Astro Blasters: This is one of the interactive rides where the car comes with two ‘blasters’ that you can use to rack up points shooting aliens. I believe we used a Lightning Lane for this in the late morning after we had stacked all the big rides for the PM.
Casey Jr. Circus Train: This was the last ride Alyson, Clara and I did, at around 9 pm, after they had closed off some rides for the parade. It is definitely geared towards the little ones (JR and Eileen) never rode it, but it could be a good filler ride depending on wait times. I think it’s really cute, and the mini-Disney landscape it traverses is quite well done.
Storybook Land Canal Boats: This boat ride basically traverses the same route as the above train, but it is well done and great for little kids, or great as a filler between the big rides.
Matterhorn: This is another one that we Lightning Lane’d in the PM, and that the big kids did again after 10 pm. The ride is a lot of fun. It was a little bumpy for Clara, but she powered through, and it also gives great views of the park lit up at night.
Smuggler’s Run: This is a new ride in the Star Wars area, which is really a cool part of the park. This ride is not as busy as it’s counterpart mentioned below, so you should to try to hop on when you can. It’s fun, but might not blow your mind like Rise.
Rise of Resistance: This is currently the ride in Magic Kingdom that usually has the longest lines. It can be Lightning Lane’d, but only if you pay $15-$35/person. This will likely change once it is not so new, but as of now, you can try to get there early, but it opens half an hour later than the rest of the park, wait 90 minutes (at least) or pay. We pulled the trigger and paid. It was worth it.
Pinocchio: This is a good filler ride, as the line moves fast, but it is kind of creepy. Clara was holding tight to an adult the whole time.
Roger Rabbit: This was by far the worst experience of our whole trip. The ride is ok, but the line was interminable. It wasn’t all that long, but it barely moved. If I could have that hour of my life back, I’d take it.
Star Wars: The Adventure Continues: This is an older Star Wars ride in a different area. It is not that great, but it is right by Space Mountain, so if you can hit that early, then get straight on this one, you’ve knocked out two rides in quick fashion.
We didn’t make it to Mr. Toad, as when we went, it was closed due to the parade. Something to keep in mind in the later evening. We also never made it on Alice in Wonderland, as it was shut down all day. Astro Orbitor also never made the list, but it is basically the same thing as Dumbo. We did catch fireworks at 9:30, then Alyson and I put Clara to bed while JR and Eileen cruised the park, hitting about 4 rides/hour in the last minutes before close.
I feel like we did everything we could to maximize our one day, and I don’t really feel like we missed out. Starting early and stacking Lightning Lanes seems to be the way to go, and this was a busy time of year. If you do the research and have a good outline as to your plans for the day, you should be able to get to every ride you want, and several rides more than once.
Next stop, California Adventure.