Month: January 2026

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In God’s Country (Joshua Tree)

To close out our California New Year’s trip, we left the Los Angeles area and head east towards a new National Park for us, Joshua Tree. If you are wondering where the name comes from, early Mormon settlers thought the trees resembled Joshua reaching out to the Lord.

Being honest, I went in with very low expectations. Research did not reveal a lot of amazing things to do, but it did seem like a park we could manage in a day. All that said, Joshua Tree over-delivered. For a family with kids our age (18, 14 and 5), it was basically an outdoor playground. I don’t think we took a hike longer than two miles, and that was only because we stopped and scrambled at every opportunity.

I’ll outline below what we did, where we stayed and where we ate, but Joshua Tree is an easy park with lots of places to rock climb, boulder and just enjoy the outdoors.

What We Did:

Visitors Centers: This is always an important stop. We got our books stamped and got some advice from the rangers as to what we shouldn’t miss. That said, we never made it to the Cottonwood Visitors Center. It’s a trek, and there wasn’t much there we wanted to see. If you come up from Palm Springs, that’s a good best, but if you’re entering from the North, it might not be worth the hour round-trip.

Hidden Valley: This is one of the most popular spots in JTNP, so get there early, as parking is pretty limited. There is a nice hike, under two miles, that takes you through the basics of the park. I thought it was cool and a great intro trail, but it was none of our favorites.

Arch Rock and Heart Rock: This is another very popular feature, so don’t be surprised when you struggle for parking. Once you find it though, and you will, as people are constantly coming and going, you’ll enjoy yourselves. It’s about a mile walk out. You’ll find Heart Rock to your left and Arch Rock to your right(ish). The paths are marked, kind of, but just follow the crowds; it’s worth it.

Skull Rock: This feature is super-cool and right off the road. You do not have to hike at all if don’t want to, but you will have to wait for a photo op. If you go beyond the rock just a bit, you’ll get to some of the best areas in the park for scrambling.

Hall of Horrors: This is an area just beyond Hidden Valley that has several small but fun rock clusters. If you want to find the ‘slot canyon’, you need to go back beyond the first cluster straight back from the parking lot and go to the one behind it. This whole area is fun to climb, but the slot canyon is not all that great and hard to find. It might not be worth looking if you can’t find it right away.

Cholla Cactus Garden: This is a nice area on the way to the south end of the park where it changes from the Mojave to the Colorado. It’s a unique geological distinction, and the Cholla cacti are really cool when the sunset hits.

Barker Dam: This was my favorite part of the park. About a 1.5 mile loop, this trail goes by an old dam, so there is scrambling, hiking and water. We were the during an unusually wet time of the year, so perhaps we were lucky, but I thought it was beautiful.

Where We Ate:

Joshua Tree Saloon: Great atmosphere, solid food, and we got in and out quite quickly. Very family friendly and open late enough

JT Country Kitchen: We had breakfast here on our way out. We were lucky to get five seats, as it was regularly busy. It’s basic breakfast food, and it is done really well.

Pappy and Harriet’s: This place is bananas. We tried to go on arrival from LA, at about 7:30, and were told it would be 2 hours and 45 minutes. We got there at 5:30 the next night and were told it would 1 hour and 15 minutes. We decided to stay, and it was really only like 40 minutes. It was an awesome experience, maybe my favorite part of our trip. The food is good, but the atmosphere is remarkable. Make the effort…

Where We Stayed:

AirBNB: We stayed in a fun place near the park. I think this is the way to go. It wasn’t super expensive and our host was very gracious.

Like I said, I went in with low expectations and was basically blown away. This is definitely a park that can be done in one day but don’t sleep on it. For older kids and younger adults, it is a great place to scramble.

Next up for us is Big Bend, and I couldn’t be more excited. Fingers-crossed about the weather in South Texas in February…

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A California Adventure

On our second and final day in Disneyland, we visited California Adventure, which has fewer rides overall but is more geared towards older park goers. The two parks rotate which one opens half an hour early, so we got in line in time to rope drop and went straight to the Pixar area and got in line for the Cars ride. It’s the one ride in the park that can’t be Lightning Lane’d (unless you pay), so getting there early is a must.

Overall, our five year old did very well with the bigger rides. She was too short to ride the IncrediCoaster, but beyond that, she jumped on everything. We knew we were leaving earlier than the day prior, so we decided not to bother stacking Lightning Lanes, and we still managed to ride everything that was available.

Radiator Springs Racer: This ride is fantastic, but as mentioned, can only be Lightning Lane’d if you pay. We went straight to line and had to wait about 30 minutes, but most of the rest of the day, the line was over 2 hours. I recommend you knock this one out first; it is really well done and a lot of fun.

Golden Zephyr: This is a nice filler ride. It is basically a different take on a classic ‘swing’ ride. It’s fun, and the line is usually pretty short.

Grizzly River Run: This was one of our favorite rides of the day, and we rode multiple times (possibly because the line was usually short). It is a variation on a log flume; you ride in a seven seater tube rather than a canoe. You should expect to get wet, but it’s a lot of fun and the line moves quickly

Guardians of the Galaxy: This is one of California Adventure’s most popular rides. It is basically the Tower of Terror, re-imagined with Rocket Raccoon. Disney did a really good job of incorporating the Guardians theme, and considering what I remember of Tower of Terror, it is far more exhilarating than it is scary, perhaps because it is not mostly indoors.

IncrediCoaster: Evidently, this is a fantastic roller coaster. My wife and older two kids loved it, including my son, who was nervous about the one loop. Clara couldn’t ride, so we spent our time elsewhere, but JR and Eileen managed to get on three times in a short day.

Inside Out Emotional Whirlwind: This is a nice balloon-style swing ride. It is definitely more geared towards the little ones, but the line moves quickly, and it is definitely fun. Clara and I rode it a second time while the big kids went on the roller coaster.

Jessie’s Critter Carousel: This is basically just a standard carousel, which I do not think should be prioritized during a Disney visit, but it did the trick for Clara and I when the big kids were riding elsewhere.

Jumpin’ Jellyfish: This is another fun, filler ride geared towards the little ones. It’s an up and down ride, kind of like a kiddie version of Tower of Terror. Clara loved it, but the big kids skipped it.

Little Mermaid: This ride is fun, but the animatronics feel out of date. Also, the line can get very long, and I do not feel it is worth an hour long wait. We got to it early and didn’t have to wait at all, but we didn’t go back in the afternoon when it got slammed.

Monster’s Inc: We Lightning Lane’d this one, and I thought it was fun. You are basically zipping through the Monster’s world. I wouldn’t put it at the top of our list or say it’s a must ride, but the animation is really good.

Soarin’ Around the World: This is a pretty cool ride that simulates flying all over the world. It’s lovely and fun, but not particularly exhilarating, and the line was always super long.

Toy Story Midway Mania: This is a classic shooter, spinning ride. It was a little difficult for Clara, as the concept was a bit above her, but the big kids thought it was worth the relatively short wait.

We were unable to ride Webslingers and Goofy, due to them being shut down most of the day. This, evidently, is not all that rare, so you can’t let it get you down. You’ve got to just make the best of it.

We had a great time at California Adventure, and I think the big kids’ favorite ride was the IncrediCoaster. That, there seemed to be more to do in Magic Kingdom, so overall, I think we preferred that.

From here, we went back to the classic Igoe trip and drove East out of LA en route to Joshua Tree. I’ll cover that next, but just want to leave with the thought that though Disney is expensive and hectic, it is a lot of fun, and the Disneyland experience can definitely be done in two packed days.

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A Magical Kingdom for New Years

For those of you who have been waiting patiently, we are back. After a hiatus from personal travel plans in order to focus on family events, like Parents’ Weekend at UK, Thanksgiving and Christmas, the Traveling Igoes finally got back on the road. Since our kids’ new schools all have different Fall breaks, we were unable to take the usual fall trip. To supplement, we took a trip over the Christmas break, New Years in particular. It is a busy time to travel, but we had a great experience and will likely continue it for at leas the near future.

This year, we jetted from New Orleans to southern California and took on Disneyland and Joshua Tree NP. For the purposes of the blog, I am going to break the trip into three posts, so for all two of you that are following along, you’re welcome.

We left Louisiana in the evening on New Years Eve and made it to our hotel in Disneyland (Frontier Tower of the Disneyland Hotel) at about 7 pm. We had reservation at Goofy’s Kitchen for 8:30, hoping that would give us enough time to get settled and to dinner (which it did).

We made a reservation, but it was still kind of first come, first serve anyway. It’s hard to explain; it is worth it to make the reservation in advance, but you should still be prepared to wait. The food at Goofy’s is served buffet style (except the beer) and is actually pretty good (for a buffet). From pizza to chicken to pasta to desserts, we all found something we wanted to eat, and at these prices, you’ll want to go back for as many servings as you can stomach. For five of us, including tip, it was almost $500, but you’ve got to go into a Disney trip knowing that you’ll be taking a hit.

The best part of Goofy’s Kitchen was watching our five year old interact with the characters. She is just the right age and was hilarious telling Pluto that he is a good boy and telling Minnie that she will keep this day in her heart forever. Yeah, it cost a shit-ton of for basically cafeteria food, but seeing Clara’s reactions was worth (almost) every penny.

I am not going to delve too much deeper into the food. The rest of the days in the park, we pretty much just ate on the go. My eldest discovered (via TikTok) that the best way to maximize your ride time is to order food online through the Disneyland App so that there is no waiting, and she was right. The food in the parks is still expensive, but much less so than the actual ‘formal’ restaurants.

Now to the important part, the rides. For this entry, we’ll focus on just the rides in Magic Kingdom. On our first day, this was our stop. We went early, as this park rotates with California Adventure as to which opens half an hour earlier. We got in line in time to rope drop, which probably got us one or two extra rides. We also purchased the upgraded Lightning Lane tickets, which allows you to skip (most of) the line for certain rides once/day.

One suggestion I make before we dive into the rides is that you figure out how to stack your Lightning Lanes. It is basically, starting with one, then pushing it all the way back to the end of your day, then filling in the afternoon as your day goes. If you’re interested, I suggest you have your teen watch several TikToks about it and handle it for you. Now, for what we rode:

Space Mountain: We hit this first, right after rope drop, and were lucky enough to be able to ride it again later in the day. What an awesome roller coaster! It is smooth, fast and fun. Most of us, including the five year old, thought it was the best ride of the day. The older kids, who stayed until close, rode it a third time. Go early though, and check often, as this line can get over two hours long.

Dumbo: This is the classic Disney attraction. It is not all that thrilling, but the lines are not usually terrible, Clara loved it, and even the older kids had a good time.

Jungle Cruise: I love the Jungle Cruise. This 8 minute ride that usually comes with a 30 minute wait is probably only worth doing once, but it is fun to cruise around, see the animatronics and listen to the guide’s non-sense.

Pirates of the Caribbean: This is another classic that didn’t fail to deliver. The big kids rode it twice, since they stayed late, but we all loved it. Clara was a little scared, but at the end, she said she had a great time. This is another one to get to early, as the lines get super long.

Haunted Mansion: We were there for the Christmas theme, which is A Nightmare Before Christmas, which is not actually as fun as the classic theme, but it was still a good time. The animations are great. This line gets long, but not quite as quickly, so prioritize it for the morning, but after rides like Space Mountain and Pirates.

Indiana Jones: This was the one ride in Magic Kingdom for which Clara was too short (48 inches), so Alyson and the big kids rode, and loved it. Again, go and wait in the morning, then Lightning Lane in the afternoon. While Clara and I waited, we played around the Swiss Family Treehouse. It’s actually not called that anymore, but it was very age appropriate.

Big Thunder Mountain: This is a classic that we did not get to in the morning, but Lightning Lane’d at night. It’s bumpy, but a lot of fun. At nighttime, it is really cool; you get a great view of the entire park lit up.

It’s a Small World: This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think I hate this ride. You wait in line interminably to listen the same fucking song thirteen times in a row. I know it’s a classic, but I could certainly live without it. The best part of Small World is when they light up the outside at night.

Tiana’s Bayou: Absolutely awesome! This is the reworking of Splash Mountain, and it is fantastic. The ride itself is a lot of fun (but prepare to get wet), and Disney has done a great integrating the Princess and Frog theme. This is another one to ride early, then stack a Lightning Lane for the afternoon.

Peter Pan: This is another classic that always has a long line and cannot be Lightning Lane’d. Walt said this was his favorite ride, which perhaps is why the line always 45 minutes-plus, but it is worth it, if only for nostalgia purposes.

Winnie-the-Pooh: This is a fun, filler ride, especially for the little ones. It’s a great one to knock out while you are waiting for your next Lightning Lane to come up.

Mad Tea Party: This is another good filler ride that usually has short lines. I made the point that if we were going to skip anything, it out to be the tea cups, as they are not unique to Disney, but I lost that argument.

King Arthur Carousel: Cut and paste Tea Party comments.

Autopia: This is a fun one. The line is usually long, but not so long that you’d want the Lightning it. The younger kids think they are actually driving, even though there is little one can do to actually control the cars other than take one’s foot on and off the gas.

Buzz Lightyear’s Astro Blasters: This is one of the interactive rides where the car comes with two ‘blasters’ that you can use to rack up points shooting aliens. I believe we used a Lightning Lane for this in the late morning after we had stacked all the big rides for the PM.

Casey Jr. Circus Train: This was the last ride Alyson, Clara and I did, at around 9 pm, after they had closed off some rides for the parade. It is definitely geared towards the little ones (JR and Eileen) never rode it, but it could be a good filler ride depending on wait times. I think it’s really cute, and the mini-Disney landscape it traverses is quite well done.

Storybook Land Canal Boats: This boat ride basically traverses the same route as the above train, but it is well done and great for little kids, or great as a filler between the big rides.

Matterhorn: This is another one that we Lightning Lane’d in the PM, and that the big kids did again after 10 pm. The ride is a lot of fun. It was a little bumpy for Clara, but she powered through, and it also gives great views of the park lit up at night.

Smuggler’s Run: This is a new ride in the Star Wars area, which is really a cool part of the park. This ride is not as busy as it’s counterpart mentioned below, so you should to try to hop on when you can. It’s fun, but might not blow your mind like Rise.

Rise of Resistance: This is currently the ride in Magic Kingdom that usually has the longest lines. It can be Lightning Lane’d, but only if you pay $15-$35/person. This will likely change once it is not so new, but as of now, you can try to get there early, but it opens half an hour later than the rest of the park, wait 90 minutes (at least) or pay. We pulled the trigger and paid. It was worth it.

Pinocchio: This is a good filler ride, as the line moves fast, but it is kind of creepy. Clara was holding tight to an adult the whole time.

Roger Rabbit: This was by far the worst experience of our whole trip. The ride is ok, but the line was interminable. It wasn’t all that long, but it barely moved. If I could have that hour of my life back, I’d take it.

Star Wars: The Adventure Continues: This is an older Star Wars ride in a different area. It is not that great, but it is right by Space Mountain, so if you can hit that early, then get straight on this one, you’ve knocked out two rides in quick fashion.

We didn’t make it to Mr. Toad, as when we went, it was closed due to the parade. Something to keep in mind in the later evening. We also never made it on Alice in Wonderland, as it was shut down all day. Astro Orbitor also never made the list, but it is basically the same thing as Dumbo. We did catch fireworks at 9:30, then Alyson and I put Clara to bed while JR and Eileen cruised the park, hitting about 4 rides/hour in the last minutes before close.

I feel like we did everything we could to maximize our one day, and I don’t really feel like we missed out. Starting early and stacking Lightning Lanes seems to be the way to go, and this was a busy time of year. If you do the research and have a good outline as to your plans for the day, you should be able to get to every ride you want, and several rides more than once.

Next stop, California Adventure.